Performer: Thank you! You've been a wonderful audience!

Audience: No, you've been a wonderful performer!

Performer: Oh stop, you're too much. You're all beautiful.

Audience: No, you are beautiful! And so was your performance!

Performer: Thank you, thank you, you're too kind. I just love you to death.

Audience: No we love you to death!

Performer: Come here, you! I just want to eat you up!

Audience: Kiss me!

Performer: Make love to me!

[ORGY ON STAGE]